Are you doing anything?” I quickly replied “Nope, I’m free!” “Great” she said. “Can you watch my dog?”I’m seriously thinking about re-marrying my ex-wife ... but I’m pretty sure she’ll figure out I’m just after my money.A 13 year old weasel walks into a bar and approaches the counter. The bartender immediately notices the underage weasel. “Sir, you look extremely young. I can’t serve you even a single beer”. “Oh c’mon. You can’t just slide me one?” “Can’t and will not serve to anyone under age”. “Fine. Well what other things do you have?” “Well for non-alcoholic drinks I have tap water and bottled water, I have coffee, and I have pop. Which would you like?” “Pop” goes the weasel.Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. There was an alcoholic, one was a chain-smoker, and one was a homosexual.The doctor, addressing all three of them, said “If any of you indulge in your vices one more time, you will surely die”.The men left the doctor’s office;. Less than half an hour later, I was fulfilling the first - I’d managed to convince two boys to accompany me to a disused janitorial closet, and after kneeling before them and sucking one cock and then the other, I engaged in my first ever double penetration.I suppose in a sense I’m quite sexually inexperienced - I had only lost my virginity two days earlier, after all. But “inexperienced” though I am, I can tell you that the only thing that even compares to DP is having my brother’s cock up my ass. They’re both such taboo acts, and I feel so used ... I don’t remember the boy’s names, but though they were reluctant to share me at first, as soon as I pulled my top off and had them sucking one glorious breast each that they agreed ... at that moment, I think they would have agreed to anything.I came and came and came. It was almost too much, to be honest, and I spent the rest of the day “taking it easy” by only having one guy at a time. Teachers, students, even that janitor who caught.
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